Travelers Toilet Tips

Important, life-saving tips for using public rest rooms in America.

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Click here to find a Denny's near you.

Denny's Restaurants are nationwide, and an excellent source of disposable toilet seat covers. The food is pretty good too!

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Ensure you're well stocked with quality wipes..... you never know when you'll be caught short

Never be caught on the highway without a spare roll of toilet paper.

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Gas station rest rooms are for the adventurous and foolhardy only.

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Rest stops in Eastern Wyoming do not have doors on the stalls, or toilet paper on the roll.

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Beware the power of auto-flush facilities.  Some have hair triggers so, gentlemen especially, sit still lest you suffer the agonies of SSS (stretched scrotum syndrome).  For the ladies, however, the hurricane force wind and suction created by a flush should work in lieu of toilet paper after a tinkle.  

Also beware of dropped belongings.  These toilets are so swift and strong that your possessions and three fingers would be on their way to Pooville before you recognized the folly of having reached into the bowl to retrieve your car keys.  

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McDonalds provide top notch lavatory experiences and can be found almost every 0.21 miles across the USA

McDonald's food leaves a lot to be desired, but their restrooms are generally well-suited for a quick McPlop or McWizz.

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Antibacterial wipes are worth their weight in gold.  Always keep a good supply on hand.

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